Today I’m wearing a black sweater from the Gap. It’s new. A black cable knit basic sweater, comfy enough and just barely “work appropriate.” So it’s about 3:00 p.m. and I just went to the ladies room for the gazzillionth time (I drink a lot of water, what can I say.) So I’m standing there looking at myself in the mirror washing my hands when I realize that I still have the clear plastic sticker with the size (XXL) running right up the left side over my boob.

HOW did I not notice this earlier?!!!!

Pathetic. Truly.